porcelaineous regression
the moss grew upon the turtles back asking for nothing in return …
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Or for one time portal packs:
venmo or paypal
$ 10.00
for $10 “you” get:
5 Portals, and a portal placement photo submission,
plus an absurd poem inspired by “your” portal placements.
proper accreditation with “your” name or preferred Alias, and “your” portal protector avatar (if “you”re a patreon member).
submit as many photos of “your” placed portals as “you” want and “I” will pick the best one(s) to publish to the single blog entry along with the accompanying poem.
NEED MORE?!?
venmo or paypal
$ 18.00
for $18 “you” get:
10 Portals, 2 portal placement photo submissions,
plus 2 absurd poems inspired by “your” portal placements,
Proper accreditation with “your” name or preferred Alias, as a portal positioner, and “your” portal protector avatar (if “you”re a patreon member).
submit as many photos of “your” placed portals as “you” want (make sure to you keep in mind that “you” are submitting for 2 blog entries … so capture some variety) and “I” will pick the best one(s) to publish to the 2 separate blog entries along with the accompanying poems.
neeD INspiration?
Peep the Portal Toilet Gallery Archive Here...
Want Free Portals?
venmo or paypal some stamp money…
ænd “I” will mail “you” portals!
Letter Stamps
Standard-sized, rectangular envelopes
From $0.73
Global Forever® (International)
Standard-sized, rectangular envelopes
From $1.65
ænd “I” will mail “you” portal toilets !
